how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
