how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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