I want to stick my p in your. b.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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