'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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