the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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