Moan for me like Helen Keller
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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