Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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