No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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