11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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