Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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