I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
