I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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