The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I am available for nakedness
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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