i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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