She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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