Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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