I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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