Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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