I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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