Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
