i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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