You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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