of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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