belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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