i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
