brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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