Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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