Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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