But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
