I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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