so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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