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Fuck
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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