physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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