if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My vagina is very pro this idea
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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