hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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