just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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