windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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