He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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