We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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