I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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