the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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