He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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