what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
No subtext here. People are naked.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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