what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Im part way to drunk.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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