Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
