normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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