I'm jealous of your bromance
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dicks are not precious.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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