ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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