SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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