I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just forgot I was standing up.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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