So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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