u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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