dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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