Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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