So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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